staceymolski

awkward yet endearing
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Aladdin's on! for the record, if i ever ask you 'do you trust me?' 9 times out of 10 i'll follow it with "then juuump!" http: //24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsqc3oiyf1qga9r3o2_500.gif
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that last tweet is absolutely true. and no one -i mean NO ONE - has ever understood what i was talking about. yet that hasn't deterred me...
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its everyone's (my) favorite (necessary) time now (prob in half hour): sleep-12-hours-to-make-up-for-the-week time! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTc6cBWhqvw
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I have successfully swam in the pool at my apt complex. And it was glorious. And if the clouds go away, i will do it again shortly. boom.
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turned on the tv. Ancient Aliens is on. They're asking rhetorical questions & referring to 'trickster gods.' I was unaware that was a thing
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two swims. met a neighbor. now doing work. and don't worry guys, aladdin is on again so i have picked up where i left off last night
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from now on, if i am trying to deride someone i am going to refer to them scornfully as Prince (dramatic pause for extra shaming) Abubu
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more men should wear just vests. No Shirt. Just Vest. its the motto of Men With Vests club. Men With Vests is also the name of my indie band
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yes, i am indeed live tweeting Aladdin. i can do this because i'm just that cool (nope). & because i don't want to work. SINCE IT'S SUNDAY.
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i now view all large monster type enemies as though i have to fight them in a Zelda game. hookshot those Jafar snake fangs, aladdin!
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@KevinSchneck as long as your pants are large and billowy and you wear a tiny hat, i am positive it will do wonders for you. CAVE OF WONDERS
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@KevinSchneck oh man. i need to end myself. i can't stop tweeting about aladdin. WHAT IS MY LIFE KEVIN?